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I could use your help.
I don't have a large campaign. I refuse to pander to huge donors.
But, with your help, we can give this a real chance.
Would you be willing to help collect signatures? Even 10 makes a difference. If yes, email me at email@example.com and I'll send you some signature forms.
I'd love it if you shared your support for the campaign on all of your social media accounts.
Except Snapchat. Snapchat's totally gross.
Are you willing to formally endorse me?
I'd be honored if you'd do so, and allow me to post it on this site.
I've obviously got some ideas.
You probably have even better ones. Send them to me and we can work together on crafting policy!
I shouldn't even have to say this. You're an adult. Register to vote, you silly goose.
I don't actually have any signs. But I'll get some, if you're crazy enough to put one in your yard for me.